2009 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay

Why did Slumdog Millionaire win? Because turning a novel into a billion-dollar success is the ultimate “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” lifeline.

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the food so "Atomic"? Because after Oppenheimer, even the...read more »

Why was everyone looking at his legs? To see if he brought the 1s...read more »

In 2001, the 73rd Academy Awards took us from the Roman Colosseum...read more »

Why did The Zone of Interest win? Because the Academy loves a mov...read more »

In 2006, the 78th Academy Awards delivered a plot twist that even...read more »

Why was a Border Collie the VIP? Because even at the Oscars, a do...read more »

Why was Conan O’Brien the perfect host? Because the Academy reali...read more »

In 2013, the 85th Academy Awards proved that Hollywood loves a co...read more »

Why did Wicked win? Because building the Emerald City is the only...read more »

Why was Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes a lock? Because making ...read more »

Why was Godzilla Minus One a miracle? Because they proved that 35...read more »

In 2022, the 94th Academy Awards returned to the Dolby Theatre an...read more »

Why did American Fiction win? Because Cord Jefferson proved that ...read more »

Why did 20 Days in Mariupol win? To remind us that while we’re we...read more »

@Sid_Meier_Fan07/10/2002 05:40Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Rewritable_CD02/22/2011 02:42I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Hackers_Movie_Fan09/04/2010 17:14Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax01/24/2009 07:53I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan12/10/2013 17:51Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Orkut_Member_9907/10/2001 18:49A fan from Brazil! Great humor!