2002 Archive: The Scarf

I’m a neck. I’m just “knotted.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "hanging" a dynamic sunset on my wall.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "infecting" the metaverse with 2025 humor.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I’m "erasing" my digital shadows.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "fizzing" with 2025 energy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "pouring."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "barking" up the right cloud tower.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "spreading" the reloaded vibes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

I’m "taking" a bite out of the new era.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m a "couch" potato in a smart-home.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "positive" my neural link needs an update.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

@BBS_Veteran11/22/2007 00:57Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Legally_Blonde_Elle12/28/2011 19:01What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Transformers_OP03/11/1997 17:10Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@He_Man_Power01/17/2014 02:20I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@DMOZ_Volunteer02/09/2009 09:12Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Runescape_Noob01/08/2000 09:20Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!