2009 Vintage: The Laptop Wi-Fi “n”
Why was the salesman bragging? “I have 802.11n! I can catch the signal from the parking lot!” Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2009… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Laptop Wi-Fi “n”
2009 Legacy: The Transformers 2 Logic
“Our marriage has a lot of explosions and giant robots!” “No, it just has a lot of loud arguments and a vacuum cleaner that makes a weird… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Transformers 2 Logic
2009 Archive: The Swine Flu Social
My doctor told me to stay six feet away from everyone. I said, “I’ve been doing that since I joined Facebook in 2004, so I’m… Read More »2009 Archive: The Swine Flu Social
2009 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The ushers utilizing long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring complete secrecy regarding whether you dropped in a twenty-dollar bill… Read More »2009 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
2008 Legacy: The App Store
A guy says, “There’s an app that tells me if I’m too drunk to drive!” The bartender says, “It’s called ‘Me’, and you’re cut off.”… Read More »2008 Legacy: The App Store
2007 Vintage: The Shrek the Third
“Our marriage is like the third Shrek movie.” “A classic?” “No, it’s a cash grab that’s lost its original charm.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Shrek the Third
2006 Archive: The Global Seed Vault
Why did they start building it in Norway? To make sure that if the “Axis of Evil” ever met the “War on Terror,” at least… Read More »2006 Archive: The Global Seed Vault
2006 Classic: The British withdrawal from Basra Palace
Why did they leave? To prove that “Tactical Relocation” sounds much better than “We’re tired of getting mortared every time we try to eat lunch.”… Read More »2006 Classic: The British withdrawal from Basra Palace
2005 Archive: The Madonna “Confessions on a Dance Floor”
Why the pink leotard? For the Queen of Pop returning to her roots and proving that “Hung Up” could sample ABBA and rule the world.… Read More »2005 Archive: The Madonna “Confessions on a Dance Floor”
2004 Legacy: The Nintendo DS Dual Screens
I have two screens now! One for the game, and one for… well, I’m not sure, but it has a stylus and I feel productive.… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Nintendo DS Dual Screens