2006 Archive: The Global Seed Vault

Why did they start building it in Norway? To make sure that if the “Axis of Evil” ever met the “War on Terror,” at least the carrots would survive.

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2019, the world was a mix of scientific breakthroughs and poli...read more »

Why are they working? Because people realized that doing the same...read more »

In 2004, the world felt like it was finally connecting, but the s...read more »

Why did a Prime Minister flee to a Pacific island? Because it tur...read more »

Why did everyone look up in April? Because it was the only time i...read more »

Why did polls keep changing? Because voters in 2024 weren't votin...read more »

Why were neighboring countries fighting over rain? Because "cloud...read more »

Why were the astronauts stuck on the ISS? Because in 2024, gettin...read more »

Why did a judge ban the app? To prove that even a billionaire’s "...read more »

In 2006, the world shrank to 140 characters. It was the year of t...read more »

Why did he quit? Because AI was writing politicians' obituaries b...read more »

Why did politicians propose a 3-day work week? To give people mor...read more »

Why was 2025 the year of the laptop hunt? Because nations realize...read more »

In 2024, the political world felt like it was written by a screen...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan05/29/2013 11:13I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor04/22/1996 13:53You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Modem_Meltdown06/10/1997 01:55My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Palm_Pilot_User02/17/2013 16:40Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Leave_Britney_A12/20/1998 10:37Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Ermahgerd_Girl05/03/1996 10:01ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Terran_Marine12/20/1996 18:35Go, go, go! More jokes!