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2009 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion

The ushers utilizing long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring complete secrecy regarding whether you dropped in a twenty-dollar bill or a shiny copper penny.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja05/27/2007 02:47Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Quake_Fragger01/25/2000 20:32M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@DVD_Collector02/28/2015 11:34Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Pikachu_Fan_8801/24/2000 19:49Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Britney_Spears_Fan09/02/2010 19:51Oops, I laughed again!
@Antivirus_Pro03/09/2002 15:08No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Goldmember_I_L07/14/1998 23:03I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Neopets_Trader04/28/2011 10:31Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Railgun_Sniper05/06/2012 12:40I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Llamas_With_Hats12/01/2013 15:03Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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