2004 Legacy: The Nintendo DS Dual Screens
I have two screens now! One for the game, and one for… well, I’m not sure, but it has a stylus and I feel productive.… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Nintendo DS Dual Screens
2004 Archive: The Motorola Razr Owner
One, but they have to snap the bulb shut after every turn. Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark… Read More »2004 Archive: The Motorola Razr Owner
2002 Archive: The Text Message
I sent her a “smiley face” made of punctuation :). She said, “Is that a code for you being an idiot?” Part of the 70… Read More »2002 Archive: The Text Message
2002 Archive: The Red Dragon Prequel
Anthony Hopkins is back as Hannibal. I’m having fava beans and a nice Chianti for dinner (again). Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002… Read More »2002 Archive: The Red Dragon Prequel
2001 Vintage: The Serendipity Gloves
Why John Cusack and Kate Beckinsale? For making a movie that suggested fate is just a series of very expensive coincidences involving a book and… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Serendipity Gloves
2001 Vintage: The Tax Cut Celebration
Why did the President send everyone a $300 check? To make sure that if the economy crashed, every American would at least have enough money… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Tax Cut Celebration
2001 Archive: The Tiger Woods “Better Than Most” Putt
Why was the Sawgrass crowd screaming? Because Tiger’s birdie putt at The Players broke three different laws of physics before falling into the cup. Part… Read More »2001 Archive: The Tiger Woods “Better Than Most” Putt
2001 Vintage: The South Park “Osama bin Laden” Episode
Why the buzz? For being the first show brave (and crazy) enough to mock the headlines immediately. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Vintage: The South Park “Osama bin Laden” Episode
2001 Legacy: The WordArt Banner Triumph
The fellowship hall welcoming a guest speaker with a giant paper banner featuring the words “WELCOME HOME” rendered in a 3D, rainbow-gradient WordArt style. Part… Read More »2001 Legacy: The WordArt Banner Triumph
2000 Archive: The Google (Part 3)
She complained to Google that their maps didn’t highlight the “fastest route to avoid her son-in-law’s neighborhood.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Archive: The Google (Part 3)