Why John Cusack and Kate Beckinsale? For making a movie that suggested fate is just a series of very expensive coincidences involving a book and a $5 bill.
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🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Vintage: The Asteroid City Symmetry
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38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition
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2023 Legacy: The Iron Claw Muscles
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?