2004 Archive: The “Burn” Usher
The ultimate breakup song for when you just want to sit in your room and watch a candle melt. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2004 Archive: The “Burn” Usher
2004 Legacy: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the cinema! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Ivana
2004 Legacy: The Banana
I’m “slipping” into old habits. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Winamp 5.0
Why was it “The Best”? Because it combined the skins of version 2 with the features of version 3 and didn’t crash (much). Part of… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Winamp 5.0
2003 Vintage: The The O.C. Premiere (Teasers)
Why was everyone talking about “Californiaaaaa”? Because the show was about to launch, and we all wanted to live in a mansion with a brooding… Read More »2003 Vintage: The The O.C. Premiere (Teasers)
2003 Archive: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2003 Archive archive.… Read More »2003 Archive: The Java
2002 Vintage: The Justin Timberlake
A guy says, “I’m going solo.” The bartender says, “You’ve been drinking alone all night, pal.” Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Justin Timberlake
2002 Classic: The Spreadsheet Goal
Why was the chart “Exploding”? Because 3D pie charts with “Exploded Slices” were the peak of 2002 professional design. Part of the 71 Office Groaners:… Read More »2002 Classic: The Spreadsheet Goal
2002 Legacy: The Winter Olympics Skeleton
Why would anyone do this? Because sliding head-first down ice at 80mph was the only way to make the 2002 Winter Games feel “extreme.” Part… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Winter Olympics Skeleton
2002 Archive: The LeBron James “Chosen One” Cover
Why was a high school kid on Sports Illustrated? Because everyone knew that the 2003 draft was already over before it started. Part of the… Read More »2002 Archive: The LeBron James “Chosen One” Cover