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2004 Archive: The “Burn” Usher

 The ultimate breakup song for when you just want to sit in your room and watch a candle melt.

Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition
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2024 Classic: The MaXXXine Finality
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2025 Legacy: The "Human-Made" Sticker
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2024 Legacy: The "Not Like Us" Mustard Beat
 The official song for every backyard BBQ, wedding, and funeral i...read more »
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78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift
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2025 Archive: The Star Wars (Rey's Order)
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2025 Classic: The "Local-Only" Travel
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level05/31/2000 16:40There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Web_Master_Flex11/06/2006 05:41I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Blue_Screen_Survivor01/23/1997 17:52At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Brazil_Terry_G01/08/2003 01:07Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Frame_Set_Wizard12/12/2011 20:19I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Salad_Fingers_F07/07/2010 10:38I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
@Epic_Fail_Guy10/25/2007 19:57This joke is an Epic Win!
@Face_Palm_0102/12/2011 06:08Classic. Simply classic.

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