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2002 Archive: The LeBron James “Chosen One” Cover

Why was a high school kid on Sports Illustrated? Because everyone knew that the 2003 draft was already over before it started.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The "Swiftie" Super Bowl Anniversary
Why was the NFL still selling friendship bracelets? Because Taylo...read more »
The Marathon Struggle
Running 26 miles just to get a free banana.I told my friend I was...read more »
The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition
In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »
2025 Classic: The "New" New York Knicks
Why was MSG actually happy? Because they finally had a team that ...read more »
The Bowling Strike
Rolling with the punches and the heavy balls.I’m a professional b...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition
In 2009, the laws of physics were officially suspended. Usain Bol...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition
In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Draft" Lottery Drama
Why was everyone watching a ping-pong ball? Because in 2025, one ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Maria Sharapova "Hall of Fame"
Why was the podium so tall? Because the queen of the 2000s was in...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve12/27/2015 05:52Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Nsync_Justin02/22/2007 00:21Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Lion_King_Pumbaa03/30/2004 14:16They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Floppy_Fanatic04/08/2000 18:45Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Linkin_Park_Fan03/13/2002 19:39In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Bernie_Mittens03/25/1995 10:09I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Metacrawler_X12/17/2006 04:57Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

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