Why was a high school kid on Sports Illustrated? Because everyone knew that the 2003 draft was already over before it started.
Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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The Marathon Struggle
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The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition
In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »
2025 Classic: The "New" New York Knicks
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The Bowling Strike
Rolling with the punches and the heavy balls.I’m a professional b...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition
In 2009, the laws of physics were officially suspended. Usain Bol...read more »
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In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Draft" Lottery Drama
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2025 Legacy: The Maria Sharapova "Hall of Fame"
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.