2008 Vintage: Best Rock Song
Why “Radio Nowhere”? Because Bruce Springsteen is the only person who can win a Grammy for looking for a radio station. Part of the 37… Read More »2008 Vintage: Best Rock Song
2007 Legacy: The Digital Camera “Smile Shutter”
Why was the dad standing there for an hour? He was waiting for the camera to realize he was actually happy. Part of the 82… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Digital Camera “Smile Shutter”
2006 Archive: The “LonelyGirl15” Hoax
Why was everyone so skeptical of the webcam? Because we all learned that the “innocent vlogger” was actually an actress, and the internet officially lost… Read More »2006 Archive: The “LonelyGirl15” Hoax
2006 Vintage: The Relationship
“My wife says I don’t listen.” “What did you say?” “I don’t know, I wasn’t listening.” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Relationship
2006 Archive: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2006 Archive: The Country Buffet Strategy
2006 Archive: The Blood Diamond Intensity
Leonardo DiCaprio has a Rhodesian accent and I’m suddenly very concerned about where my watch came from. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006… Read More »2006 Archive: The Blood Diamond Intensity
2006 Classic: The Exercise
She says her favorite sport is “marathon nagging.” Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Wii” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: The James Blunt
A guy tells the waitress she’s beautiful. She says, “You’re drunk.” He says, “It’s true! I saw your face in a crowded place!” Part of… Read More »2005 Archive: The James Blunt
2005 Legacy: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Why was Johnny Depp so pale? Because in 2005, he decided Willy Wonka should look like he hadn’t seen the sun since 1984. Part of… Read More »2005 Legacy: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
2005 Legacy: The Coffee
I’m “brewing” some office drama. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified