2015 Classic: The Mars Water Discovery
Why were lawyers excited about water on Mars? Because “Interplanetary Water Rights” is a billable category they’ve been waiting for since the 60s. Part of… Read More »2015 Classic: The Mars Water Discovery
2014 Classic: The Katy Perry (Dark Horse) Fan
“Are you ready for… ready for… a perfect storm of illumination?” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of the Ice… Read More »2014 Classic: The Katy Perry (Dark Horse) Fan
2014 Legacy: The Virus
I’m “infecting” the web with 6-second loops. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Stan Wawrinka Australian Open
Why were the “Big Four” in shock? Because “Stan the Man” beat Nadal in the final, proving that a backhand from Switzerland can be just… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Stan Wawrinka Australian Open
2013 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Quentin Tarantino win for Django Unchained? Because he’s the only person who can write 500 pages of dialogue and make “D-J-A-N-G-O” the most… Read More »2013 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
2013 Archive: The Daft Punk “Get Lucky”
Why was the traveler “up all night”? Because he was waiting for a delayed flight, but at least the soundtrack was legendary. Part of the… Read More »2013 Archive: The Daft Punk “Get Lucky”
2012 Archive: The “Home” Phillip Phillips
The American Idol winner just gave us the official song for every Olympics montage ever. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Home” Phillip Phillips
2012 Legacy: The “Ecce Homo” Restoration Fail
What was the scariest art costume? The “Potato Jesus” painting that an elderly lady “fixed” in Spain, turning a masterpiece into a blurry nightmare. Part… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “Ecce Homo” Restoration Fail
2012 Classic: The Wreck-It Ralph Fan
“I’m gonna wreck it! (The old filament, specifically).” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: The Pinterest
She joined Pinterest. She has a board called “Dream Homes.” None of them look like ours, and one of them is just a picture of… Read More »2012 Archive: The Pinterest