2021 Classic: The Encanto “We Don’t Talk About Bruno”
My kids are singing about a guy we aren’t supposed to talk about, but we’ve been talking about him for 48 hours straight. Part of… Read More »2021 Classic: The Encanto “We Don’t Talk About Bruno”
2021 Legacy: The Squid Game “Honeycomb” Challenge
I just broke my cookie and now I’m dead (metaphorically). Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: Dune
Why was there sand in the living room? Because Denis Villeneuve made “desert power” cool again, and Dad was convinced that he was the “Lisan… Read More »2021 Classic: Dune
2021 Legacy: The 2021 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year of “The Bruce Willis Category”—a tribute so unique it was later rescinded out of respect… Read More »2021 Legacy: The 2021 Final Razzie Vibe
2020 Classic: The Tiger King Fever
Why was the host dressed like Joe Exotic? Because in 2002 we had superheroes, but in 2020 we just had a man with a mullet… Read More »2020 Classic: The Tiger King Fever
2017 Vintage: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did O.J.: Made in America win? Because 7 hours of O.J. Simpson is apparently the exact amount of O.J. Simpson the Academy wanted. Part… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Best Documentary Feature
2017 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did Moonlight win? For turning a play that was never produced into a movie that will never be forgotten. Part of the 39 Oscars… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
2016 Vintage: The Batman v Superman Martha
One name changed everything. I’m naming all my future friends “Martha” just to be safe. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Batman v Superman Martha
2016 Classic: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did Amy win? To remind us that talent is beautiful, but the paparazzi are the real monsters of the 21st century. Part of the… Read More »2016 Classic: The Best Documentary Feature
2016 Vintage: Mannequin Challenge
Why did everyone freeze for two minutes during the main course? Because it was the biggest viral trend of the year, and we had to… Read More »2016 Vintage: Mannequin Challenge