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Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the race?

This blonde one-liner is short and sweet:

To draw a conclusion.

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@WebTV_Viewer02/12/2014 05:28Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@C++_Dev_9810/26/2010 14:59I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@CRT_Degauss08/27/2001 18:33BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Space_Jam_Lola05/10/2010 05:28Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@BackToFuture_M01/27/2013 03:58Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Footloose_Ren10/18/2002 17:58Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Blink_Tag_User09/01/2000 19:52<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Space_Background02/20/1996 00:46The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Epic_Fail_Guy11/01/1996 07:10This joke is an Epic Win!
@Challenge_Acc01/04/2015 12:07Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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