Why was the host dressed like Joe Exotic? Because in 2002 we had superheroes, but in 2020 we just had a man with a mullet blaming everything on Carole Baskin.
Part of the 41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2020 “Socially Distanced” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The The Bear Season 4
Why was the kitchen so "Copenhagen"? Because every home cook was ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Grill Master
Why was the host so relaxed? Because he bought a "GPT-Grill" that...read more »
2025 Archive: The Superman (James Gunn) Hype
Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because the new Man of Steel arrived...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro "Normalcy"
Why were so many guests wearing high-tech goggles at the pool? Be...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Deep-Fake" History
Why did the Declaration of Independence sound like it was read by...read more »
2025 Archive: The Beyond the Spider-Verse
Why were there 50 different versions of the parade? Because "Mult...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "A Bar Song (Tipsy)"
Why was the 4th so "Country-Club"? Because Shaboozey had everyone...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Ballerina (John Wick Spin-off)
Why was the 4th so "Gracefully Violent"? Because Ana de Armas pro...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Fortnight" Taylor & Post Malone
Why did the 4th last two weeks? Because Taylor Swift’s lead singl...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Houdini" Dua Lipa
Why was the host gone? Because like Dua Lipa, he did a "Houdini" ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Independence Day was a "Survival Challenge." We were all...read more »
2025 Vintage: The GTA VI Wait
Why was the 2025 BBQ so distracted? Because everyone was busy ana...read more »
2024 Archive: The AI Video (Sora) Fear
Why was the host acting suspicious? Because he showed a video of ...read more »
The Fireworks Argument
A guy and his wife were watching fireworks on the Fourth of July....read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
Thanks for the donation and the joke!