Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the soup station.
Part of the 34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports, Flat Screen Rollout & Ringtone Pandemonium” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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