Why would anyone do this? Because sliding head-first down ice at 80mph was the only way to make the 2002 Winter Games feel “extreme.”
Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.