2010 Legacy: The Inception Movie
Why did the blonde watch “Inception” three times in a row? She was trying to figure out if she was still in the cinema or… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Inception Movie
2008 Classic: The Two and a Half Men Longevity
Why was Charlie Sheen nominated? For being the only actor who didn’t have to change his clothes after leaving his own house to attend the… Read More »2008 Classic: The Two and a Half Men Longevity
2007 Archive: The “Bubbly” Colbie Caillat
The official song of every “Pinterest-style” bedroom that hasn’t been invented yet. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble archive. Historically… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Bubbly” Colbie Caillat
2006 Legacy: The Juventus Relegation
Why was the biggest club in Italy in the second division? Because the Calciopoli scandal sent them to the “basement,” but Del Piero stayed to… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Juventus Relegation
2006 Archive: The Children of Men Camera
Why the long shots? For a movie so technically brilliant it made every other action film in 2006 look like it was filmed by a… Read More »2006 Archive: The Children of Men Camera
2006 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Jenny McCarthy for John Tucker Must Die? Because the Razzies were still recovering from Dirty Love. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2006 “Basic… Read More »2006 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
2005 Classic: The Scared Ghost
Why did the ghost go to the party? To “lift” the mood. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2005 Classic: The Scared Ghost
2005 Vintage: The Harry Potter
The Goblet of Fire movie. My husband is upset they cut the Quidditch World Cup. I’m upset I spent $12 on popcorn. Part of the 62… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Harry Potter
2004 Archive: The Jack Black & Will Ferrell Bit
Why was their musical number so funny? Because they reminded us that “Best Song” is the only category where you can sing about how long… Read More »2004 Archive: The Jack Black & Will Ferrell Bit
2004 Vintage: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Paper Checkbook Standoff