2013 Classic: The American Horror Story
Asylum: Why was Jessica Lange nominated? For proving that being a nun in a madhouse is the perfect material for an autumn awards collection. Part… Read More »2013 Classic: The American Horror Story
2013 Archive: The One Direction (Best Song Ever) Fan
“And we danced all night to the best song ever… in the dark!” Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year of… Read More »2013 Archive: The One Direction (Best Song Ever) Fan
2013 Classic: The Gotye Phenomenon
Why did “Somebody That I Used to Know” win Record of the Year? Because in 2012, you couldn’t even buy a loaf of bread without… Read More »2013 Classic: The Gotye Phenomenon
2012 Legacy: Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used to Know”
Why was the mood so artistic? Because the song was everywhere, and now the leftovers were just “somebody that we used to know” (before they… Read More »2012 Legacy: Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used to Know”
2012 Archive: The Scanner
I’m “beaming” with joy that I’m still here. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: Skype on TV
Why was Grandpa waving at the television? Because they installed Skype on his smart TV and he was convinced his relatives from Chicago were actually… Read More »2011 Classic: Skype on TV
2011 Archive: The Game of Thrones Logic
Why did the estate lawyer love Game of Thrones? Because it’s the only show that proves a “last will and testament” is just a suggestion if… Read More »2011 Archive: The Game of Thrones Logic
2010 Legacy: The Inception Movie
Why did the blonde watch “Inception” three times in a row? She was trying to figure out if she was still in the cinema or… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Inception Movie
2010 Archive: The Garlic
I’m “breath-taking” in my profile pic. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The “Like a G6” Far East Movement
I still don’t know what a “G6” is, but I know I want to feel like one when I’m at the club. Part of the… Read More »2010 Archive: The “Like a G6” Far East Movement