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2013 Classic: The American Horror Story

Asylum: Why was Jessica Lange nominated? For proving that being a nun in a madhouse is the perfect material for an autumn awards collection.

Part of the 38 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Breaking Bad’s Coronation, The Newsroom Shock & The Candelabra Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Emmy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: The FX Network Surge
Why did they beat the giants? With 36 statues (thanks to Shōgun a...read more »
2024 Classic: Outstanding Drama
Why Shōgun? For being the first non-English language series to wi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Beef Season 2 Rumors
Why the whispers? Because Oscar Isaac and Carey Mulligan were see...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Shōgun "Legacy" Moment
Why the mention? Because last year’s success means every other sh...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Final Emmy Vibe
Why the "Year of Big Returns"? Because after years of streaming c...read more »
2024 Classic: The Jodie Foster Coronation
Why did she win for True Detective? For proving that even in the ...read more »
2024 Classic: Outstanding Comedy
Why Hacks? Because the truth about Hollywood is that older women ...read more »

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2024 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
Why Hiroyuki Sanada? For a stare that says more than 50 pages of ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bear’s Drama Migration
Why the jokes? Because after years of debating if kitchen stress ...read more »
2025 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
Why Colin Farrell? For making Gotham look like a place you'd actu...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pager_Guy03/20/1998 00:31Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Matrix_Rebel02/05/2011 06:12I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Firewire_Fan03/28/2014 03:56Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Tyler_Durden_Real06/21/2003 06:42Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Starship_Troopers08/02/1999 14:25I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Rugrats_Tommy01/19/2008 01:52A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Gremlins_Gizmo02/04/2009 00:57Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Flashdance_What03/29/2008 03:25What a feeling! (Being funny).
@CompuServe_Classic07/11/2012 12:38Premium humor for premium members.
@Infoseek_Explorer11/15/2008 21:46Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

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