2018 Archive: The Optimist
“Perfect! Now I can finally pretend my house is a haunted escape room!” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition… Read More »2018 Archive: The Optimist
2018 Vintage: The Shadow
I’m “lurking.” Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The Jo-Wilfried Tsonga Davis Cup
Why was France the champion? Because they beat Belgium in the final and proved that having four “very good” players is better than one “great”… Read More »2017 Archive: The Jo-Wilfried Tsonga Davis Cup
2016 Legacy: The Harambe Meme Legacy
Why was a gorilla a 2016 icon? Because in a year of political chaos, “Dicks out for Harambe” was the only thing the internet could… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Harambe Meme Legacy
2016 Vintage: The Arrival Language
Why were we drawing circles in the dirt? Because Amy Adams made us think that communicating with aliens required a whiteboard and a lot of… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Arrival Language
2016 Legacy: The Google Allo/Duo
Why did the IT guy have two new apps? Because Google decided we didn’t have enough ways to talk to each other. Part of the… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Google Allo/Duo
2015 Legacy: The Netflix & Chill
She asked me what “Netflix and Chill” means. I told her it’s when you watch a movie and relax. She said, “Oh, so what you… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Netflix & Chill
2015 Archive: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms away and immediately shouting about the rising cost of heating oil in the local market. Part… Read More »2015 Archive: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
2014 Legacy: The Kevin Durant MVP Speech
Why was everyone crying in the NBA? Because KD called his mom “The Real MVP,” making every sports fan in America immediately call their parents… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Kevin Durant MVP Speech
2014 Classic: The “Everything is Awesome” Song
Why was the office radio stuck on the Lego Movie soundtrack? Because the marketing team decided it was our new “Positive Reinforcement” policy. Part of the 74… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Everything is Awesome” Song