I’m “lurking.”
Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!