1996 Legacy: The Strawberry Candy Stash

Reaching into a jacket pocket and pulling out a handful of rock-hard candies wrapped in cellophane designed to look like a strawberry fruit.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@QuickTime_Viewer03/30/2000 14:22Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Men_In_Black_K08/07/2008 04:35We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Abe_Sapien_Fan01/07/2006 16:39I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Offspring_Guy02/23/2003 09:48The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Friday_Rebecca06/13/2003 20:57Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Fire_Background08/28/2010 19:48This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).