2003 Archive: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the historian? He didn’t want anyone who remembered that “justice” used to be about more than just the settlement amount.… Read More »2003 Archive: The Jury Selection
2003 Legacy: The Kelly Clarkson Part 2
“Miss Independent!” “Except for when you need me to kill a spider.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman”… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Kelly Clarkson Part 2
2002 Classic: The Adam Sandler Animation
Why Eight Crazy Nights? Because apparently, the only thing more annoying than Adam Sandler in person is a cartoon version of Adam Sandler singing about Hanukkah.… Read More »2002 Classic: The Adam Sandler Animation
2002 Classic: The Home
I’m a gardener. I’m just “planting” ideas. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The “Coalition of the Willing” Snacks
Why did we love the Italians and Poles? Because they brought the best coffee and the toughest soldiers to the party. Part of the 34… Read More »2002 Legacy: The “Coalition of the Willing” Snacks
2001 Classic: Destiny’s Child (Survivor)
Why were they wearing camouflage? Because in 2001, surviving the departure of three band members was basically like fighting a war. Part of the 39… Read More »2001 Classic: Destiny’s Child (Survivor)
2001 Classic: The Legally Blonde Effect
Why did law school applications spike in 2001? Because thousands of people thought “The Delta Nu” defense would actually work in a murder trial. Part… Read More »2001 Classic: The Legally Blonde Effect
2000 Archive: The Google
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Google. / Google who? / Stop asking so many questions and just Google me! Part of the 55 Classic… Read More »2000 Archive: The Google
2000 Legacy: The Marat Safin US Open
Why was Pete Sampras in shock? Because a 20-year-old Russian played a perfect match, showing that the “New Balls Please” generation had finally arrived. Part… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Marat Safin US Open
1999 Vintage: The iMac Blue
I’m feeling blue, but only because my computer matches my office decor. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive.… Read More »1999 Vintage: The iMac Blue