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2006 Legacy: The Juventus Relegation

Why was the biggest club in Italy in the second division? Because the Calciopoli scandal sent them to the “basement,” but Del Piero stayed to prove that a true captain never jumps ship.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2006 “Heads & Hoops” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Mask_Smokin04/23/2002 18:33P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@ChatRoom_Queen09/03/2004 12:06A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Nsync_Justin10/10/2002 00:12Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Myspace_First_Friend04/18/2013 15:22I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Keyboard_Warrior07/01/1999 22:50F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Fargo_Marge03/31/2006 08:48Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei02/21/2000 23:41You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Yugioh_Duelist07/31/2009 04:40You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Railgun_Sniper12/17/2000 01:33I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Llamas_With_Hats06/07/2007 03:14Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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