Why Jenny McCarthy for John Tucker Must Die? Because the Razzies were still recovering from Dirty Love.
Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2006 “Basic Instinct 2, Little Man & Scary Parodies” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Robert Downey Jr.
Why did he win? For returning to the MCU as Doctor Doom, proving...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant Mayhem” Edition
In 1996, the 17th Razzie Awards proved that a massive paycheck do...read more »
2024 Classic: The Reagan Biopic
Why was it nominated? For a movie so "on the nose" it was basica...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Picture
Why Snow White? Because it's the only movie that makes you wish ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "F1" Budget
Why Brad Pitt? For a movie so expensive that the Razzies decided...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Tahar Rahim in Madame Web? For playing a villain whose prima...read more »
2024 Vintage: Worst Picture
Why Madame Web? Because the Razzies decided that "seeing the fut...read more »
2024 Archive: Jon Voight’s Marathon
Why did he win Worst Supporting Actor? For appearing in four dif...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Jon Voight? For a career year where he apparently decided th...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
Why Rachel Zegler and the Seven CGI Dudes? Because the chemistry...read more »
😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: Jerry’s Pop-Tart
Why did Jerry Seinfeld win Worst Actor? For Unfrosted, a movie a...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Pooh, Piling On & Expendable Icons” Edition
In 2023, the 44th Razzie Awards feasted on a childhood icon turne...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Keegan-Michael Key? For being the voice of every single anim...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2020 “Music, Rudy & 365 Days of Cringe” Edition
In 2020, the 41st Razzie Awards had to deal with a year where the...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!