2004 Vintage: The Paper Checkbook Standoff

Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.

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@Nsync_Justin07/10/2014 11:28Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@CRT_Degauss07/26/2000 16:21BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Firewall_Wizard04/18/1995 13:38Letting this joke through the port.

@Donny_V_ShutUp08/18/1996 19:33Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Thundercats_Ho12/19/2009 06:19Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Party_On_Garth08/18/1996 16:31I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Doge_Much_Funny12/08/1996 04:48Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Metacrawler_X04/18/1997 05:08Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.