2023 Classic: The Dark and Stormy
“The weather forecast for my bank account.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2022 Legacy: The Wordle Grid
My Twitter feed is 90% green, yellow, and gray squares. 2022 is the year our collective intelligence was measured by our ability to find a… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Wordle Grid
2022 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022… Read More »2022 Classic: The Dwayne
2022 Vintage: The Launch of James Webb’s First Images
Why was the universe so “sparkly”? Because we finally saw the deepest reaches of space in 4K, proving that the cosmos looks exactly like a… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Launch of James Webb’s First Images
2021 Classic: The Infrastructure Week (Finally)
Why did it actually happen in 2021? Because after four years of “Infrastructure Week” jokes, the bridge actually decided to break. Part of the 36… Read More »2021 Classic: The Infrastructure Week (Finally)
2021 Legacy: The Brave Broom
Why did the broom get a promotion in 2021? It swept the hybrid office. Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given”… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Brave Broom
2021 Vintage: The Hacks Upset
Why did Jean Smart beat the competition? Because her character, Deborah Vance, reminded everyone that comedy legends never retire; they just move to a bigger… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Hacks Upset
2021 Classic: The Leaf
I’m “turning” over a new digital leaf. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: The Home
I’m “pressing” the home button… because I’m always here. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Mask Fashion
I told my wife her floral mask matches her eyes. She told me my mask matches my personality—it keeps me quiet and covers half of… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Mask Fashion