2020 Vintage: Best Producer of the Year
Why Finneas? Because he proved that your sister’s bedroom is the most important recording studio in the world. Part of the 40 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Vintage: Best Producer of the Year
2020 Classic: The Home
I’m “pressing” the home button… because I’m always here. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The “Bad Things Happen in Philadelphia” Quote
Why was the President worried about Philly? Because he realized that “The City of Brotherly Love” doesn’t extend to “Incumbent Presidents.” Part of the 41… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Bad Things Happen in Philadelphia” Quote
2020 Archive: The SpaceX Fan
“The bulb successfully landed vertically on a drone ship in the middle of the kitchen!” Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The… Read More »2020 Archive: The SpaceX Fan
2019 Vintage: The Rise of Skywalker
“I am all the Jedis!” “And I am the guy who’s closing the bar. Go home.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Rise of Skywalker
2018 Classic: The Giannis Antetokounmpo “Dunk over Hardaway”
Why did Tim Hardaway Jr. want to vanish? Because Giannis jumped completely over him, a move that should be illegal in most states. Part of… Read More »2018 Classic: The Giannis Antetokounmpo “Dunk over Hardaway”
2018 Archive: The Khabib vs. McGregor Chaos
Why was the champion jumping over the cage? Because beating Conor wasn’t enough for Khabib; he wanted to take on the whole corner, turning the… Read More »2018 Archive: The Khabib vs. McGregor Chaos
2018 Classic: The “Strategic” Silence on Libya
Why so quiet? Because “It’s complicated” is the only thing we could agree on in 2018. Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Strategic” Silence on Libya
2018 Legacy: The Tupperware Archaeology
Discovering a cracked, frosted plastic bowl in the fellowship kitchen freezer containing unknown frozen contents securely labeled “Parish Picnic – July 2008.” Part of the… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Tupperware Archaeology
2018 Vintage: The “Bongo Cat” Meme
Why was the accountant tapping his desk rhythmically? He was “visualizing the data” through a small cartoon cat playing the drums. Part of the 71… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “Bongo Cat” Meme