Why was the champion jumping over the cage? Because beating Conor wasn’t enough for Khabib; he wanted to take on the whole corner, turning the biggest fight in UFC history into a chaotic scene from an action movie.
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I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
I should make a stickman movie about this.
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
A joke for the end of the world.
Smooth joke, very smooth.