Why so quiet? Because “It’s complicated” is the only thing we could agree on in 2018.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
The farce is strong with this one!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
I see what you did there. Clever!