I’m “pressing” the home button… because I’m always here.
Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
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115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010)
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101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Could this joke BE any funnier?
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.