1999 Legacy: The Knee
“Your knee is old.” “I’m only 30!” “Well, in ‘computer years,’ you’re a mainframe from the 70s.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Knee
1997 Legacy: The Final 1997 Vibe
Why was everyone so “Titanic-obsessed”? Because we knew that as long as we had enough mashed potatoes, the ship of family holiday drama could never… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Final 1997 Vibe
1996 Classic: Worst Screenplay
Why Striptease? For having dialogue that was less “steamy” and more “second-degree burns.” Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant… Read More »1996 Classic: Worst Screenplay
1996 Legacy: The Cider
A guy orders a cider. The bartender asks, “Hard or soft?” The guy says, “Hard. I’ve had a long day.” Part of the 64 Bar… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Cider
1996 Vintage: Crash Bandicoot
Why were the kids spinning into the trash cans? Because they were trying to find “Wumpa Fruit” and extra lives inside the Rubbermaid bins. Part… Read More »1996 Vintage: Crash Bandicoot
1996 Classic: The “Toy Story” Special Achievement
Why did Woody and Buzz get a shout-out? To let the human actors know that “Computers” were coming for their jobs and their trailers. Part… Read More »1996 Classic: The “Toy Story” Special Achievement
1996 Archive: The Sepultura “Roots”
Why the Brazilian drums? For the album that proved metal could be ethnic, tribal, and so heavy it literally shifted tectonic plates. Part of the… Read More »1996 Archive: The Sepultura “Roots”
1995 Archive: The Wrong Number
A guy dials a wrong number: “Is Mike there?” “No.” “When will he be back?” “He died ten years ago.” “Typical Mike, always making excuses… Read More »1995 Archive: The Wrong Number
1995 Archive: The Tamagotchi Confidential
Why was half the class crying during English? It wasn’t the poetry; it was because the teacher put their Tamagotchis in her desk drawer, and… Read More »1995 Archive: The Tamagotchi Confidential
1995 Legacy: Britpop (Oasis vs. Blur)
Why were the Gallagher brothers always fighting? Because there was no Twitter in 1995, so they had to insult each other in person at every… Read More »1995 Legacy: Britpop (Oasis vs. Blur)