1999 Legacy: The Knee

“Your knee is old.” “I’m only 30!” “Well, in ‘computer years,’ you’re a mainframe from the 70s.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Beanie_Baby_Collector01/01/2011 23:57This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Harry_Potter_0109/06/2014 02:32Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Pirates_Jack_S10/01/2008 21:54But you have heard of this joke!

@Kernel_Panic_9804/06/2007 17:27This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Emule_Donkey08/16/2015 00:41Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@E_T_Phone_Home11/21/1999 02:08E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Fire_Background04/30/2013 02:39This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Newgrounds_User05/01/1999 12:56Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

@Retro_End_User01/08/1997 23:32The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.