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1995 Archive: The Tamagotchi Confidential

Why was half the class crying during English? It wasn’t the poetry; it was because the teacher put their Tamagotchis in her desk drawer, and the virtual pets needed to be fed right now.

Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1995 “Chalk Dust, Tamagotchis & The Overhead Projector” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid08/30/2013 00:59Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@South_Park_Cartman08/01/2009 16:43Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Flash_Player_Fan04/01/1995 21:31Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@XFiles_Spooky_M09/24/2006 20:34Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam04/21/1995 03:33I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Donnie_Darko_8808/21/1997 19:50Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Prodigy_User_X08/15/2001 01:38Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Web_Crawler_9608/13/2008 13:03Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@Hacktivist_Fan11/13/2010 03:44Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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