Why were the kids spinning into the trash cans? Because they were trying to find “Wumpa Fruit” and extra lives inside the Rubbermaid bins.
Part of the 36 Halloween Jokes: The 1996 “Scream & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
That was intense... and funny!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
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Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Waddle on over and read this!