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1996 Classic: The “Toy Story” Special Achievement

Why did Woody and Buzz get a shout-out? To let the human actors know that “Computers” were coming for their jobs and their trailers.

Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 1996 “Braveheart, Apollo 13 & Whoopi’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lion_King_Simba12/31/2002 04:43Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Mean_Girls_Regina06/08/2006 14:33Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Tank_Operator10/20/2007 12:18Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Cow_And_Chicken09/21/2008 08:31Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Pretty_In_Pink10/26/2011 12:33Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@First_World_P05/30/1995 13:07My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Dogpile_Fan_Club08/24/2010 02:14All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Tablet_User_1002/03/2012 06:46Tapping my way to a good mood.

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