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1999 Legacy: The Script Kiddie Virus

 Why did the network crash? Someone opened an email titled “ILOVEYOU” and realized it wasn’t a secret admirer.

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_George04/06/1995 15:40What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Jordan_Fan_2302/01/2009 18:25Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Transformers_OP05/14/2009 06:07Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Wayne_World_Ex09/24/2005 23:08Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Brick_Tamland_L07/26/2013 21:49I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Charlie_Bit_Me01/22/2010 20:39Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Hide_The_Pain_H10/19/1999 19:21I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@GG_WP_9811/22/1997 08:56Good game, well played. This is a winner.
@Podcast_Listener08/09/2014 13:20I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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