2021 Vintage: Outstanding Comedy
Why Ted Lasso? For proving that soccer is great as long as nobody cares about the score and everybody cares about each other. Part of… Read More »2021 Vintage: Outstanding Comedy
2020 Vintage: The Launch of the “M1” Mac
Why was the laptop so quiet? Because Apple finally ditched Intel and made a chip so fast that it didn’t even need a fan to… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Launch of the “M1” Mac
2020 Classic: The Mute Button Trauma
I spent 45 minutes telling my psychiatrist about my childhood. At the end, he said, “I think you’re muted. Can you start over?” Part of… Read More »2020 Classic: The Mute Button Trauma
2020 Archive: The Midnight Sky
I told her I’m George Clooney. She said, “You’re George ‘Clueless’—the dishwasher is full.” Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom”… Read More »2020 Archive: The Midnight Sky
2020 Archive: The New Mutants Delay
Why the release? For a movie that was delayed so many times people thought it was a myth, only for it to finally come out… Read More »2020 Archive: The New Mutants Delay
2019 Classic: The Lewis Capaldi Fan
“I was getting used to being someone you loved… in the dark.” Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love You… Read More »2019 Classic: The Lewis Capaldi Fan
2019 Vintage: The Best Original Song
Why was “Shallow” a lock? Because it’s the only song that can be sung in a grocery store, a stadium, and a movie, and still… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Best Original Song
2019 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Anne Hathaway? For The Hustle and Serenity, the ultimate “What was she thinking?” world tour. Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2019 “Cats, CGI Fur… Read More »2019 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
2019 Legacy: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Tesla is on Autopilot! Part of the 53 Classic… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Cargo
2018 Classic: The Mamma Mia 2
“Here we go again!” “Is that your reaction to seeing the electric bill, or are you just excited about ABBA?” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2018 Classic: The Mamma Mia 2