Why was “Shallow” a lock? Because it’s the only song that can be sung in a grocery store, a stadium, and a movie, and still make everyone cry.
Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 2019 “Green Book, Shallow Stares & Queen’s Opening” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
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Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
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M’lady... this joke is superb.