2012 Vintage: The Digital Camera Huddle
The short-term mission team returning with a single digital camera, forcing forty parishioners to crowd around a tiny LCD screen on the back to see… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Digital Camera Huddle
2012 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Katherine Heigl? For being the queen of movies that people only watch on basic cable at 2 AM. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards… Read More »2012 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
2011 Vintage: The “Nyan Cat” Video
Why was a Pop-Tart cat flying through space? Because 2011 was the year that a 24-hour loop of a rainbow cat became a valid way… Read More »2011 Vintage: The “Nyan Cat” Video
2011 Vintage: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Country Buffet Strategy
2011 Archive: The Death of Vaclav Havel
Why did Europe mourn the Czech leader? To remember a time when a playwright could lead a revolution and actually keep his integrity after the… Read More »2011 Archive: The Death of Vaclav Havel
2011 Archive: The Tom Waits “Bad as Me”
Why the grit? For the legend proving that at 61, he could still sound like a junkyard orchestra and beat the kids at their own… Read More »2011 Archive: The Tom Waits “Bad as Me”
2009 Archive: The Beatles
Rock Band: Why was the whole family in the “Yellow Submarine”? Because we finally got to play drums for Ringo without leaving the living room. Part… Read More »2009 Archive: The Beatles
2008 Classic: The Duck
I’m “quacking” up at the memes. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Kung Fu Panda Spirit
Why was the BBQ “legendary”? Because Po taught us that there is no “secret ingredient”—it’s just you, and a lot of extra soy sauce on… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Kung Fu Panda Spirit
2008 Archive: The Mamma Mia! Karaoke
Pierce Brosnan singing ABBA is a choice that I’m still trying to process. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically… Read More »2008 Archive: The Mamma Mia! Karaoke