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2012 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up

 Why Katherine Heigl? For being the queen of movies that people only watch on basic cable at 2 AM.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2012 “Twilight’s End, Battleship & Sandler’s Solo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Legally_Blonde_Elle07/27/2002 15:30What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@OfficeWorker_9912/12/2003 00:13I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan05/08/1996 12:50This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Winamp_Playlist11/10/2004 17:04Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Walter_Sobchak08/17/2012 13:42Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Grunge_Lord_9406/16/2001 21:20I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Jackass_Johnny07/19/2005 23:20Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@PeanutButter_J12/04/2006 09:10It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Neopets_Trader02/08/1999 11:48Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

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