2004 Classic: The Metal
I’m “hardened” by the comments section. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Facebook Launch
Why did the lawyer love the new “TheFacebook”? Because it was the first time people started documenting their own “negligent behavior” with timestamps and photos.… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Facebook Launch
2004 Vintage: The Portugal World Cup Curse
Why were the hosts crying? Because Portugal lost the opening game and the final to the same team (Greece), proving that home-field advantage doesn’t mean anything if… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Portugal World Cup Curse
2003 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Mask
“Why is it blue?” “To match the color your face will turn when you see the invoice.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Mask
2003 Archive: The Tourist
“Is this the famous ‘Room Where the Light Went Out’?” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great Blackout… Read More »2003 Archive: The Tourist
2003 Archive: The Lord of the Rings (Return of the King) Fan
One, but the process takes three hours and has seventeen different endings. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the… Read More »2003 Archive: The Lord of the Rings (Return of the King) Fan
2003 Classic: The New Jersey Devils Stanley Cup
Why was the ice so cold? Because Martin Brodeur recorded three shutouts in the Finals, turning the net into a brick wall with a goalie… Read More »2003 Classic: The New Jersey Devils Stanley Cup
2001 Legacy: The Wit Sweep
Why did Emma Thompson’s movie win 3 awards? For being the kind of intellectual drama that makes Emmy voters feel like they have a PhD.… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Wit Sweep
2001 Classic: Best Rap Solo Performance
Why Eminem for “The Real Slim Shady”? Because he’s the only person who can insult the people in the front row and have them hand… Read More »2001 Classic: Best Rap Solo Performance
2001 Legacy: The Kate & Leopold
She wants a man from the 19th century. I told her they didn’t have indoor plumbing or remote controls. She said she’d take the trade.… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Kate & Leopold