Why was the ice so cold? Because Martin Brodeur recorded three shutouts in the Finals, turning the net into a brick wall with a goalie mask.
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As if! This is too funny.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.