2003 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Mask

“Why is it blue?” “To match the color your face will turn when you see the invoice.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

@Palm_Pilot_User04/08/2001 14:21Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@CSS_Master_9909/06/2007 10:39Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Floppy_Fanatic09/20/2009 15:47Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Celebrity_DM05/14/1996 03:05Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@About_Dot_Com09/04/1995 11:55The human guide to online humor.

@Face_Palm_0107/31/2015 21:36Classic. Simply classic.