Why did the lawyer love the new “TheFacebook”? Because it was the first time people started documenting their own “negligent behavior” with timestamps and photos.
Part of the 53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
This is why we need the internet.
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Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
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