2007 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actor Surprise
Why did Alan Arkin win for Little Miss Sunshine? To prove that being a grumpy, drug-using grandpa in a yellow van is the peak of… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actor Surprise
2007 Vintage: The Nut
I’m “cracking” the screen (oops). Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: Best Comedy Album
Why The Carnegie Hall Performance by Lewis Black? Because everyone in 2007 was just as angry as he was. Part of the 34 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2007 Vintage: Best Comedy Album
2007 Vintage: The Flip Phone
She refuse to give up her flip phone. She says she needs the “snap” to signal the end of my dignity. Part of the 55… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Flip Phone
2007 Archive: Enchanted
Why was Amy Adams in Times Square? Because in 2007, Disney realized that a 2D princess in a 3D world was the only way to… Read More »2007 Archive: Enchanted
2006 Vintage: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you’re still not opening! Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Noah
2006 Archive: The United 93 Realism
Why the silence? For a movie so intense and respectful that it left audiences in 2006 unable to speak for at least an hour after… Read More »2006 Archive: The United 93 Realism
2006 Legacy: The Casino Royale
“I’ll have a Vesper Martini.” “You’ll have a diet soda and you’ll like it, you have work in the morning.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Casino Royale
2005 Vintage: The Ghost
“I miss the old Edison bulbs. They had more ‘ghoul-low’.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Stone
I’m “rocking” the new look. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified