2007 Vintage: The Nut

I’m “cracking” the screen (oops).

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Seinfeld_George11/18/2008 20:45What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Clueless_Cher10/29/2007 20:03As if! This is too funny.

@Legally_Blonde_Elle05/16/2014 14:44What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Dial_Up_King03/05/2004 05:10Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Palm_Pilot_User07/20/2000 18:49Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Aliens_Guy_Hair03/15/2006 20:38I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!