2018 Classic: The Mamma Mia 2
“Here we go again!” “Is that your reaction to seeing the electric bill, or are you just excited about ABBA?” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2018 Classic: The Mamma Mia 2
2018 Vintage: The Driveway Radar Patrol
Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp, holding a clipboard to track the license plates of any delivery truck… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Driveway Radar Patrol
2017 Vintage: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this? Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Canoe
2017 Classic: The Final Summary
Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a “Victory Royale” umbrella? So he could float down to his final hearing in style. Part… Read More »2017 Classic: The Final Summary
2017 Archive: The Virus
I’m “infecting” the web with “Despacito” memes. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The Stranger Things Suit
Why did the lawyer sue the “Upside Down”? For “unauthorized dimensional encroachment and failure to provide adequate lighting for residents.” Part of the 47 Lawyer… Read More »2016 Classic: The Stranger Things Suit
2016 Legacy: The Brexit Divorce
“We’re having a ‘Brexit’ in our house.” “Independence?” “No, half the family wants to leave the dinner table and the other half is confused about the new… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Brexit Divorce
2015 Classic: Empire
Why was the Halloween party so dramatic? Because Cookie Lyon arrived in a fur coat to remind everyone who really runs this “Empire.” Part of… Read More »2015 Classic: Empire
2014 Legacy: The Sherlock Double-Shock
Why did Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman win together? Because in 2014, the internet belonged to them, and the Academy finally got a better Wi-Fi… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Sherlock Double-Shock
2013 Classic: The Cronut Craze
Why did people wait in line for hours? To prove that Americans will tolerate any “Shutdown” as long as there’s a half-croissant, half-donut at the… Read More »2013 Classic: The Cronut Craze