2024 Archive: The Mimosa
“The official fuel of ‘mindful’ brunches.” Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2023 Classic: The Twitter/X
I tried to send a tweet, but it was “X”-pired. I guess the bird has finally “flown” the coop for good. Part of the 123… Read More »2023 Classic: The Twitter/X
2023 Archive: The Cocaine Bear
A bear walks into a bar and… actually, let’s not go there. The bartender just leaves. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer… Read More »2023 Archive: The Cocaine Bear
2023 Archive: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently against a heavy plastic beaded necklace every single time a family member enters the front door.… Read More »2023 Archive: The Beaded Glasses Chain Drop
2023 Legacy: The Threads vs X
“I’m multi-posting!” “You’re screaming into two different voids now. It’s twice as efficient.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition archive.… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Threads vs X
2022 Vintage: The Uncharted
I told her I’m Nathan Drake. She said, “You can’t even find a matching pair of socks in a drawer you’ve used for ten years.”… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Uncharted
2022 Legacy: The Final 2022 June Bell
The beautiful, loud ringing sound that closed out another historic school year, sending everyone home for a long summer of smartphone screen-tapping, logging in to… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Final 2022 June Bell
2022 Archive: The Banana
I’m “peeling” great about the future. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Archive: The Pants Crisis
I went to my first in-person physical in two years. The doctor said, “You can’t have a physical in sweatpants, Dave.” I told him, “In… Read More »2022 Archive: The Pants Crisis
2021 Archive: Karen’s Subtlety
Why was Karen hit? For being a thriller that was so “on the nose” it actually broke the nose of everyone watching it. Part of the 38… Read More »2021 Archive: Karen’s Subtlety